There is

a spider somewhere on the balcony. I saw it before sitting on the ceiling staring at me. I contemplated getting the bug spray but I gave it a chance. A chance to escape? What was I thinking!? Now it is hiding someplace waiting to charge at me. Actually, I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in my hair.

Yep, I guess it is safe to say I am feeling quite uneasy about this whole situation because the balcony is so nicely sunny and inviting with SUDDEN DEATH LURKING SOMEPLACE. Oh why am I afraid of them.